I am a person. I can sometimes be found.

JR Raphael has been deemed safe for human contact by the FDA, TSA, AAA, and Effin’ A. Please note, however, that it simply isn’t possible for JR to provide individual guidance or recommendations to everyone in the world (and you know he must really mean that, because he’s referring to himself in the third-person).

If you’re interested in receiving personalized suggestions and on-demand advice, consider joining the Android Intelligence Platinum community. If that’s not your jam, you can also always visit JR’s super-high-tech, state-of-the-art, 24-hour automated help system.

Otherwise, for general inquiries, story suggestions, glowing compliments, and/or unsolicited offerings of baked goods, you may reach JR by taking any of the following actions:

Emailing him: contact [at] this domain name

Tweeting him: @JRRaphael

Groping random strangers with the hopes that one might be him: Good luck.

I am a person. I can sometimes be found.

JR Raphael has been deemed safe for human contact by the FDA, TSA, AAA, and Effin’ A. Please note, however, that it simply isn’t possible for JR to provide individual guidance or recommendations to everyone in the world (and you know he must really mean that, because he’s referring to himself in the third-person).

If you’re interested in receiving personalized suggestions and on-demand advice, consider joining the Android Intelligence Platinum community. If that’s not your jam, you can also always visit JR’s super-high-tech, state-of-the-art, 24-hour automated help system.

Otherwise, for general inquiries, story suggestions, glowing compliments, and/or unsolicited offerings of baked goods, you may reach JR by taking any of the following actions:

Emailing him: contact [at] this domain name

Tweeting him: @JRRaphael

Groping random strangers with the hopes that one might be him: Good luck.

I am a person. I can sometimes be found.

JR Raphael has been deemed safe for human contact by the FDA, TSA, AAA, and Effin’ A. Please note, however, that it simply isn’t possible for JR to provide individual guidance or recommendations to everyone in the world (and you know he must really mean that, because he’s referring to himself in the third-person).

If you’re interested in receiving personalized suggestions and on-demand advice, consider joining the Android Intelligence Platinum community. If that’s not your jam, you can also always visit JR’s super-high-tech, state-of-the-art, 24-hour automated help system.

Otherwise, for general inquiries, story suggestions, glowing compliments, and/or unsolicited offerings of baked goods, you may reach JR by taking any of the following actions:

Emailing him: contact [at] this domain name

Tweeting him: @JRRaphael

Groping random strangers with the hopes that one might be him: Good luck.

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