Android fans, spread the word: If your phone receives the Android 2.2 upgrade and you’re running HelixLauncher, you’re going to have problems.

There’s something about Cameron Diaz that might infect you with a virus. The dazzling Ms. D tops McAfee’s latest list of the Internet’s most dangerous celebs.

Don’t look now, but there’s another apocalypse a-brewin’ in the world of Android. At least, that’s what you’d think from some of the tales of death and destruction floating around the Web right now.

The odds of RIM’s new BlackBerry Torch becoming a smash hit sure aren’t looking good — and strange as it sounds, a lack of sexiness may be to blame.

Former girlfriend says rumors of Jobs having a 7-inch gizmo are false. “Four and a half, five inches, maybe,” she says. “But seven? No way.”

Save time and headaches by swapping your phone’s virtual keyboard for one of these advanced Android input methods.

Call it Motoblur, call it Sense, call it whatever you want — as long as it’s coming preinstalled on Android phones, it’s officially overstayed its welcome.