I am a person. I can sometimes be found.

JR Raphael has been deemed safe for human contact by the FDA, TSA, AAA, and Effin’ A. Please note, however, that it simply isn’t possible for JR to provide individual guidance or recommendations to everyone in the world (and you know he must really mean that, because he’s referring to himself in the third-person).

If you’re interested in receiving personalized suggestions and on-demand advice, consider supporting JR’s work and joining his Android Intelligence Platinum community. If that’s not your jam, you can also always visit his super-high-tech, state-of-the-art, 24-hour automated help system.

Otherwise, for general inquiries, story suggestions, glowing compliments, and/or unsolicited offerings of baked goods, you may reach JR by taking any of the following actions:

Emailing him at contact [at] this domain name

Emailing him at some other random address (not likely to succeed)

Running through the streets and shouting his name at high decibels (not likely to succeed but highly encouraged)

I am a person. I can sometimes be found.

JR Raphael has been deemed safe for human contact by the FDA, TSA, AAA, and Effin’ A. Please note, however, that it simply isn’t possible for JR to provide individual guidance or recommendations to everyone in the world (and you know he must really mean that, because he’s referring to himself in the third-person).

If you’re interested in receiving personalized suggestions and on-demand advice, consider supporting JR’s work and joining his Android Intelligence Platinum community. If that’s not your jam, you can also always visit his super-high-tech, state-of-the-art, 24-hour automated help system.

Otherwise, for general inquiries, story suggestions, glowing compliments, and/or unsolicited offerings of baked goods, you may reach JR by taking any of the following actions:

Emailing him at contact [at] this domain name

Emailing him at some other random address (not likely to succeed)

Running through the streets and shouting his name at high decibels (not likely to succeed but highly encouraged)

I am a person. I can sometimes be found.

JR Raphael has been deemed safe for human contact by the FDA, TSA, AAA, and Effin’ A. Please note, however, that it simply isn’t possible for JR to provide individual guidance or recommendations to everyone in the world (and you know he must really mean that, because he’s referring to himself in the third-person).

If you’re interested in receiving personalized suggestions and on-demand advice, consider supporting JR’s work and joining his Android Intelligence Platinum community. If that’s not your jam, you can also always visit his super-high-tech, state-of-the-art, 24-hour automated help system.

Otherwise, for general inquiries, story suggestions, glowing compliments, and/or unsolicited offerings of baked goods, you may reach JR by taking any of the following actions:

Emailing him at contact [at] this domain name

Emailing him at some other random address (not likely to succeed)

Running through the streets and shouting his name at high decibels (not likely to succeed but highly encouraged)

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